The Bandwagon

June 25, 2014 by · 1 Comment
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I never had much of an opinion about Portugal before last Sunday.

Hold that thought.

I make sure that on every available 4-year interval I vote in Presidential elections and root for America in International sports. Do I care about curling, hurdles, or soccer? No, but you can bet your pit-stained t-shirt that I care about America kicking ass and taking names.

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Mountain Monsters

May 19, 2014 by · 1 Comment
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America is a nation under siege.

We have been so focused on the dangers outside our borders that we have allowed the enemy to take hold and multiply at frightening rates all within our own borders. We are at a critical juncture in our nation’s history and the reality is that we are approaching the point where it is either them, or us.

I speak, of course, about monsters.

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Mr. Rodman goes to Pyongyang

January 9, 2014 by · Leave a Comment
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In a world full of danger there is no menace quite like a ruthless dictator with a full mastery of the finest technology the 1990s had to offer. 

On December 12th, 2013 Kim Jong Un announced the execution of his uncle for vile crimes such as sarcastic clapping.  This writer took a moment to thank the gods that Kim Jong Un did not direct any plays my high school’s drama club put on.

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